Monday, October 18, 2021

Jameis Winston is Brett Farve in Hiding





    The year is 2010, Obama is President of the United States and Brett Farve is the starting QB for the Minnesota Vikings. December 20th of that same year, Brett Farve leaves his final game after suffering a concussion against the Chicago Bears. That following January he filled his retirement papers with the NFL, fully realizing the end of his NFL career......... or so we thought. 

    Flash forward two years. Farve is now healthy again and becoming bored with his life outside of football. He starts to devise a plan to make himself look young and athletic again as he's coming into the best shape of his life after recovering from all the physical torment from a years of being the "tough guy" on the field. This is when Farve decides to create an alter ego so he can regain NCAA eligibility, that alter ego is Jameis Winston. He joined Florida State as a Red Shirt Freshman. Eventually winning a Heisman and a National Championship, proving to himself that the old sack of potatoes has still got it. He then got drafted into the NFL with the rest being history.

    The only reason that no one has figured it out yet is the obvious physical differences between the two; Brett Farve is an old out of shape white guy, and Jameis is a young athletic black man. There's no way anyone would put two and two together, until I started investigating. 

Evidence

  • Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? Probably not. 
  • They both were deemed to be the "funny guys" on their football teams, always making jokes.
  • They've both played on multiple football teams 
  • They're both first ballot Hall of Famers
  • And lastly, they play the exact same style of football. Strong Arms and Interceptions. 

    Think about it, Brett Farve was know as the hard throwing guy who passed for multiple touchdowns, but he also threw a shit ton of interceptions. Sounds shockingly familiar to a QB who is constantly doing the same thing every week, Jameis Winston. Remember when Winston got Lasik surgery during the off season? I bet he (Farve) in his old age has been loosing his eye sight and decided he needed the surgery to stay competitive. 

Recap

    Brett Farve is still playing in the NFL under his alter ego Jameis Winston. He has broken NCAA eligibility rules by now playing for Southern Mississippi and now Florida State without notifying The NCAA of his transfer. He's essentially Batman, except instead of being a billionaire he owes $1.1 million to the State of Mississippi for fraudulent welfare funds. 

Projection

Saints (21) - Seahawks (24)

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