Haikus of Hate: NFL Kickers Suck

 Kicking is not hard.
A lot of people miss kicks.
How does this happen?

Some think its the wind.

Others think its the crowd noise.

I think they just suck.

Mason Crosby Missed.

He is getting kind of old.

Should probably Quit.

You kick with your foot.

Honestly, is it that hard?

Just kick the damn ball.

I once kicked a ball.

I didn't even practice.

Just figure it out.

What a simple job

Like, for real, just kick the ball.

Who misses a kick?

Is it hard to aim?

Do you think you need glasses?

How do you get paid?

Is it wind to blame?

Did you lie to get the fame?

Maybe stick to punts.

Is the grass too long?

You should buy a lawn mower.

For your next job, bud.

I don't want to hate.

They make it very easy.

You lost us the game.

No one hates punters.

Because they can do their job.

Unlike the kickers.

Jameis got Lasik.

Maybe you should do the same.

It looks like it helps.

Practice makes perfect.

Can't say the same for kickers.

Have you tried stretching? 

Remember Parkey?

Because I drink to forget.

Double Doink Dip Shit.

Always go for it.

Forget about the kickers.

A waste of a drive.

I'm not a kicker.

I'm just a regular guy.

But is it that hard?

Condoms for kickers.

Kicking is an STD.

I wish it was gone.