New York Jets, Atlanta Falcons, Miami Dolphins, and the Jacksonville Jaguars. These are the four teams that were decided to represent our country to play two games in London this year. The combined total record for those four teams are 4-16. So we have to ask the question, does the NFL hate the country of England?
The answer should not shock you, Yes. I believe that Roger Goodell (anti-"American" football pussy) is purposefully punishing the entire country of England for not fully embracing American Football yet. We all know great things come when Roger Goodell starts punishing people for his own made up rules. Spy-gate, Deflate-gate, Ray Rice, etc.
The thing about it is............ I don't think England knows they're being punished. Think about it, we send a bunch of shitty football teams to play each other so the matchup probably looks pretty good to someone who knows nothing about Futbal Americano. Even the low scores can't really surprise them, they watch soccer (other football) for Christ sake. They probably see a score of 14-17 and think it's the craziest thing they've ever watched. Have you ever actually watched soccer? No? Me either. I tried to watch a girls High School match one time and I think I left at the half to go back road drinking with my friends.
If the Brits had any knowledge of actual Football teams, they would know that they're getting fucked over big time. If the NFL really wanted to gain more attention over the pond they would send teams and players that everyone around the world knows like Tom Brady and Tom Brady? Whatever, the point is that this is the only "real world" exposure that the NFL gets besides Mexico City which I'll agree is probably not healthy for anyone involved.
Conclusion
The NFL absolutely hates England. Roger Goodell (anti-football pussy) doesn't want to grown the game. Soccer is so boring that it makes even the shittiest football games look phenomenal. God Save the Queen.
Projection
Dolphins: 12
Jaguars: 2
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