The City of St. Louis Missouri and the NFL are in the middle of a lawsuit involving the NFL's unfair relocation of the Rams and it's affect on the City and fans. That's all I care about talking about that because its a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo that I literally don't understand. What I do understand is a way that the NFL can make everyone involved happy and regain their market in St. Louis. Move the Detroit Lions to St. Louis. There is already talks of maybe creating an expansion team for St. Louis, so why not just make Martha Ford and all the other dipshits that rule over the Lions pack their bags and get the hell out of Dodge?
I believe that Lions fans have had enough of this team so its a win win either way. I believe this could open opportunities for both the City of Detroit and for the Lions. With the talk of an expansion team being a possibility, why not bring one to Detroit? I can almost guarantee that Detroit fans would come around to it within two to three years. Mostly because most Lions fans can't stand the Fords, and I don't blame them. They're as cheap as their F-150s and their quality is shit.
You may ask "Who has enough money to create a new NFL franchise?" One answer, Jeff "supervillain" Besos. He would have an opportunity to finally own his own NFL team and do with it what he pleases. He has more money than 99% of the world combined, imagine the type of talent he could bring?!?!?! (minus cap space issues). Detroit deserves much better than what the Fords have given them.
Who even cares what the team's name is at that point either? He could name them the Detroit "Single Day Delivery" for all I care and Detroit fans would probably be ecstatic. Amazon Stadium, Welcome to the Jungle, shit would be electric. I guarantee the atmosphere there would be insane. Order a beer through amazon and have it delivered by drone. Now that I think about it The Detroit Express would be a way better name.
The Lions days in Detroit are coming to a close. I'd say it's been a nice run, but we all know that would be a lie. St. Louis could be a fresh start for the Fords. Look at Matt Stafford, guy leaves The Lions and is having an MVP season. Divorce is not the end, but the start of something new. Trust me as a guy who's parents have been through multiple divorces, Christmases just get better and better.
Conclusion
The Lions and Detroit need a Divorce, the Love is gone and the kids are all moved out. St. Louis is the Step Dad that Dan Campbell doesn't exactly want but needs, and Jeff Besos can be Detroit's sugar daddy.
Projection
Detroit (17) - Bengals (21)
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